I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE
MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS
OH MY GOD
NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR
A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AND NOW I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A SOLID 15 MINUTES
wHY YOU ONLY GOT ONE SERRANO IN YOUR CHOIR THERE MUST BE AN OVERWHELMING LACK OF MELODY
This was one of the best things to ever happen on television
OH. MY. GOD.
[aggressively hums the Game of Thrones theme at you progressively louder over the next month]